[00:08.51]Styles keep a-changin', the world's rearrangin'
[00:12.34]But, Edna, you're timeless to me
[00:16.67]Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter
[00:20.60]But time cannot take what comes free
[00:25.00]You're like a stinky old cheese, babe
[00:28.94]Just gettin' riper with age
[00:33.33]You're like a fatal disease, babe
[00:37.11]But there's no cure, so let this fever rage
[00:41.19]Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit
[00:45.05]But I take the opposite view
[00:48.83]'Cause when I need a lift
[00:51.32]Time brings a gift
[00:53.47]Another day with you
[00:57.40]A Twist or a Waltz
[00:59.39]It's all the same schmaltz
[01:01.18]With just a change in the scenery
[01:04.97]You'll never be old hat
[01:06.96]That's that
[01:08.46]You're timeless to me
[01:13.77]Fads keep a-fadin'
[01:15.73]Castro's invadin'
[01:17.72]But, Wilbur, you're timeless to me
[01:21.96]Hairdos are higher
[01:23.85]Mine feels like barbed wire
[01:25.70]But you say I'm chic as can be
[01:30.32]You're like a rare vintage ripple
[01:34.01]A vintage they'll never forget
[01:38.26]So pour me a teeny-weeny triple
[01:42.21]And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet
[01:46.47]I can't stop eating
[01:48.36]Your hairline's receding
[01:50.30]And soon you'll have nothing at all
[01:54.48]So you'll wear a wig
[01:56.62]While I roast a pig
[01:58.71]Hey! Pass that geritol
[02:02.44]Glenn Miller had brass
[02:04.63]That Chubby Checker's a gas
[02:06.72]But they all pass eventually
[02:10.35]You'll never be passe, Hip-Hooray
[02:13.74]You're timeless to me
[03:09.28]You're like a broken-down Chevy
[03:12.52]All I need is a fresh coat of paint
[03:16.25]And, Edna, ya got me goin' hot and heavy
[03:21.23]You're fat and old(What?)
[03:22.92]But, baby, boring you ain't
[03:25.36]Some folks don't get it
[03:27.20]But we never fret it
[03:29.52]'Cause we know that time is our friend
[03:32.93]Yeah, it's plain to see
[03:35.47]That you're stuck with me
[03:37.66]Until the bitter end
[03:41.49]And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid
[03:45.36]Off the Turnblad family tree
[03:49.14]You'll always hit the spot
[03:51.09]Big shot
[03:52.73]You're timeless to me
[03:57.46]You'll always be du jour, mon amour
[04:00.99]You're timeless to me
[04:09.05]You'll always be first string
[04:12.88]Ring a Ding-Ding
[04:16.47]You're timeless to me
[04:21.74]You're timeless to me
[04:25.97]You're timeless to me
[04:31.15]You're timeless to me