[00:01.16]And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience
[00:04.51]For the first time from the certified up-to-code WYZT Studio
[00:09.25]It's The Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular
[00:13.29]He's Corny
[00:14.49]Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray
[00:18.28]What gives a girl
[00:19.62]Power and punch?
[00:20.93]Is it charm, is it poise?
[00:22.58]No, it's hairspray
[00:24.92]What gets a gal
[00:26.62]Asked out to lunch
[00:27.96]Is it brains, is it dough?
[00:29.76]No, it's hairspray
[00:31.80]If you take a ride
[00:33.45]With no can at your side
[00:35.16]Then your flip will be gone
[00:36.61]With the wind
[00:38.90]But if you spray it and lock it
[00:40.51]You can take off in a rocket
[00:42.30]And in outer space each hair will be in place
[00:46.19]Why take a chance when you get up and dance?
[00:49.17]If you twist, I insist
[00:50.98]You use hairspray
[00:53.13]And tell your mother
[00:54.62]Her head she should smother
[00:56.46]With Ultra Clutch faithfully Ultra Clutch
[01:00.00]So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette
[01:03.64]Just take my advice and you might just get
[01:07.18]The only thing better than hairspray that's me
[01:11.57]Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
[01:12.42]Doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah
[01:13.41]Forget the milkman
[01:14.31]The only thing better than hairspray
[01:17.45]Hairspray, wow
[01:18.35]That's me
[01:30.53]What makes a man reach out and touch?
[01:33.92]Ultra Clutch Ultra Clutch
[01:37.67]So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette, ooh
[01:42.36]Just take my advice and you might just get
[01:45.91]You might just
[01:46.85]The only thing better than hairspray that's me
[01:51.30]Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
[01:51.91]Doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah
[01:53.40]He's Corny Collins
[01:54.80]The only thing better than hairspray
[01:58.24]Hairspray, wow
[02:00.53]That's me
[02:02.12]Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah
[02:05.81]Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah, do-wah
[02:06.51]Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one
[02:09.30]Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-do-wah