And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience
For the first time from the certified up-to-code WYZT Studio
It's The Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular
He's Corny
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray
What gives a girl
Power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No, it's hairspray
What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough?
No, it's hairspray
If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind
But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space each hair will be in place
Why take a chance when you get up and dance?
If you twist, I insist
You use hairspray
And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With Ultra Clutch faithfully Ultra Clutch
So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette
Just take my advice and you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray that's me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah
Forget the milkman
The only thing better than hairspray
Hairspray, wow
That's me
What makes a man reach out and touch?
Ultra Clutch Ultra Clutch
So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette, ooh
Just take my advice and you might just get
You might just
The only thing better than hairspray that's me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
Doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah
He's Corny Collins
The only thing better than hairspray
Hairspray, wow
That's me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah, do-wah
Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-do-wah