[00:00.400]thirty-seven years ago
[00:03.140]a witch done put a spell on me
[00:04.990]a spell where when I'm talking
[00:07.100]i'm singing it with glee
[00:09.420]but when you're always singing
[00:11.610]you've got to live alone
[00:13.520]that's why i made
[00:14.830]this mountain shack my home
[00:17.960]when you're on the mountain
[00:19.970]you got no guarantees
[00:22.180]That life will turn up roses
[00:24.320]or turn out as you please
[00:26.570]when you're on the mountain
[00:28.500]there's lots to be a-feared
[00:30.840]that's why this here
[00:32.229]old mountain goat's prepared
[00:34.870]be prepared
[00:35.830]be prepared
[00:37.300]This lesson must be shared
[00:39.490]This lesson must be shared
[00:41.460]be prepared
[00:43.520]be prepared
[00:44.740]be prepared
[00:45.810]and unless you've got a spare
[00:48.180]you've got one life so handle it with care
[01:10.210]i got horns that open bottles
[01:12.140]i got horns that hold my keys
[01:14.510]i got horns that when you turn'em right
[01:16.850]they help me watch tv
[01:18.920]i got horns that open pickle jars
[01:21.210]and horns that come with hair
[01:23.400]i got horns that hold my other horns
[01:25.470]i always come prepared
[01:28.420]be prepared
[01:29.470]be prepared
[01:30.700]this lesson must be shared
[01:33.100]this lesson must be shared
[01:34.830]be prepared
[01:37.500]be prepared
[01:38.380]be prepared
[01:39.259]and unless you've got a spare
[01:41.650]you've got one life so handle it with care
[02:20.620]an avalanche is coming
[02:21.630]and i do not feel prepared
[02:22.980]it's rumbling like a mountain lion
[02:24.550]i must say that i'm scared
[02:25.410]and if not for the witch's spell
[02:27.410]you'd hear just how i scream
[02:28.680]but since I'm only singing
[02:30.350]i'll just yodel till we're creamed