[00:04.27]The samples won't delay, but the cable-
[00:06.87]There's another way
[00:07.89]Say something - anything
[00:09.97]Test - one, two, three-
[00:12.64]Anything but that
[00:16.81]This is weird
[00:17.75]It's weird
[00:18.62]Very weird
[00:19.63]Fuckin' weird
[00:20.56]I'm so mad that I don't know what to do
[00:24.13]Fighting with microphones
[00:25.97]Freezing down to my bones
[00:27.94]And to top it all off I'm with you
[00:31.71]Feel like going insane?
[00:33.52]Got a fire in your brain?
[00:35.36]And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?
[00:39.28]As a matter of fact-
[00:40.98]Honey, I know this act
[00:43.20]It's called the "Tango Maureen"
[00:46.85]The Tango Maureen
[00:50.61]It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
[00:54.21]As she keeps you dangling
[00:57.61]You're wrong
[00:58.67]You're heart she is mangling
[01:00.60]It's different with me
[01:02.09]And you toss and you turn
[01:03.55]'Cause her cold eyes can burn
[01:05.39]Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound
[01:09.07]I think I know what you mean
[01:12.19]The Tango Maureen!
[01:16.76]Has she ever pouted her lips
[01:20.05]And called you "Pookie"?
[01:22.89]Never
[01:24.22]Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
[01:28.00]This is spooky
[01:31.59]Did you swoon when She walked through the door?
[01:34.52]Every time - so be cautious
[01:39.54]Did she moon over other boys - ?
[01:42.15]More than moon
[01:43.08]I'm getting nauseous
[01:55.45]Where'd you learn to tango?
[01:57.39]With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's. And you?
[02:02.83]With Nanetter Himmelfarb
[02:04.08]The Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center
[02:09.01]It's hard to do this backwards
[02:12.05]You should try it in heels!
[02:35.03]She cheated
[02:36.02]She cheated
[02:37.28]Maureen cheated
[02:38.03]Fuckin' cheated
[02:38.44]I'm defeated, I should give up right now
[02:42.23]Gotta look on the bright side
[02:44.38]With all of your might
[02:46.13]I'd fall for her still anyhow
[02:49.89]When you're dancing her dance
[02:51.51]You don't stand a chance
[02:53.67]Her grip of romance makes you fall
[02:57.12]So you think, might as well...
[02:59.25]...dance a tango to hell
[03:01.52]"At least I'll have tangoed at all"
[03:04.78]The Tango Maureen
[03:08.35]Gotta dance 'til your diva is through
[03:12.25]You pretend to believe her 'cause in the end - you can't leave her
[03:19.69]But the end it will come
[03:21.50]Still you have to play dumb
[03:23.48]'Til you're glum and you bum
[03:25.84]And turn blue
[03:27.80]Why do we love when she's mean?
[03:31.03]And she can be obscene
[03:36.42]My Maureen
[03:43.33]The Tango Maureen!