[00:00.86]MAUREEN (in front of a microphone)
[00:03.56]Last night I had a dream. I found myself in a desert called Cyberland.
[00:12.05]It was hot. My canteen had sprung a leak and I was thirsty.
[00:18.95]Out of the abyss walked a cow -- Elsie.
[00:23.87]I asked if she had anything to drink.
[00:26.25]She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk.
[00:35.56]In Cyberland, we only drink Diet Coke."
[00:45.71]She said, "Only thing to do is jump over the moon"
[00:55.81]"They've closed everything real down ... like barns, troughs, performance spaces ...
[01:06.79]And replaced it all with lies and rules and virtual life.
[01:17.50]But there is a way out ...
[01:20.03]BACKUPS
[01:20.77]Leap of faith, leap of faith
[01:23.55]Leap of faith, leap of faith
[01:25.88]MAUREEN
[01:26.62]"Only thing to do is jump over the moon"
[01:32.82]I gotta get out of here! It's like I'm being tied
[01:41.41]to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed
[01:45.14]in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff
[01:50.01]by a suicidal Mickey Mouse! -- I've gotta (gatta etc.) find a way
[02:14.46]"To jump over the moon
[02:18.02]Only thing to do is jump over the moon"
[02:26.87]Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny.
[02:34.96]And although he once had principles,
[02:37.18]He abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.
[02:43.81]oh-1-2-3-"That's bull," he said.
[02:48.25]"Ever since the cat took up the fiddle, that cow's been jumpy.
[02:53.21]And the dish and the spoon were evicted from the table -- and eloped ...
[02:57.07]She's had trouble with that milk and the moon ever since.
[03:00.37]Maybe it's a female thing.
[03:03.52]'Cause who'd want to leave Cyberland anyway?...
[03:07.37]Walls ain't so bad.
[03:09.27]The dish and the spoon for instance.
[03:11.09]They were down on their luck - they come knocked on my doghouse door.
[03:14.10]I said, "Not in my backyard, utensils! Go back to China!"
[03:20.03]"The only way out is up," Elsie whispered to me.
[03:25.03]"A leap of faith. Still thirsty?"
[03:36.77]Parched. "Have some milk."
[03:47.07]and I lowered myself beneath her swollen udder
[03:51.56]And I sucked the sweetest milk I'd ever tasted."
[03:58.33](MAUREEN makes a slurping, sucking sound.)
[04:01.43]"Climb on board," she said.
[04:04.66]And as a harvest moon rose over Cyberland,
[04:08.05]We reared back, we sprang into a gallop.
[04:12.22]Leaping out of orbit!!!
[04:14.77]I awoke singing
[04:17.09]BACKUPS
[04:18.44]Leap of faith, etc.
[04:21.39]MAUREEN
[04:24.09]Only thing to do
[04:26.86]Only thing to do is jump
[04:29.70]Only thing to do is jump over the moon
[04:35.67]Only thing to do is jump over the moon
[04:41.12]Over the moon -- over the
[04:48.52]Moooooooo
[04:51.64]Moooooooo
[04:52.82]Moooooooo
[04:55.66]Moo with me.
[04:59.08]"Please, sir, could you give me a long moo"
[05:01.50]"moo"
[05:02.32]"moo"
[05:03.38](MAUREEN)yes!
[05:04.07]"moo"
[05:04.74](MAUREEN)yes!moo with me!
[05:07.04]"moo"etc.
[05:09.38]MAUREEN
[05:09.77]yes!moo with me!
[05:12.13]yes! it sound beautiful! moo!
[05:15.84]let me hear you new york city!
[05:20.55]think you.