[00:02.18]ANGEL:Who died?
[00:03.25]BENNY:Our Akita
[00:07.08]They make fun yet I'm the one
[00:09.65]Attempting to do some good
[00:12.32]Or do you really want a neighborhood
[00:14.92]Where people piss on your stoop every night?
[00:18.15]Bohemia, Bohemia's
[00:21.38]A fallacy in your head
[00:25.04]This is Calcutta
[00:27.07]Bohemia is dead
[00:35.38]MARK
[00:35.95]Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes
[00:48.84]Here she lies
[00:52.51]No one knew her worth
[00:55.98]The late great daughter of mother earth
[01:01.62]On this night when we celebrate the birth
[01:07.58]In that little town of Bethlehem
[01:12.26]We raise our glass- you bet your ass to-
[01:21.06]La vie Boheme
[01:34.15]ALL
[01:34.47]La vie Boheme
[01:38.68]La vie Boheme
[01:42.69]La vie Boheme
[01:46.45]La vie Boheme
[01:47.06]MARK
[01:47.18]To days of inspiration
[01:48.76]Playing hookie, making something out of nothing
[01:50.50]The need to express
[01:53.41]To communicate,
[01:54.49]To going against the grain,
[01:56.43]Going insane
[01:57.61]Going mad
[01:59.34]
[02:01.02]To loving tension, no pension
[02:03.22]To more than one dimension,
[02:05.04]To starving for attention,
[02:06.70]Hating convention, hating pretension
[02:08.99]Not to mention of course,
[02:11.17]Hating dear old mom and dad
[02:13.75]
[02:15.85]To riding your bike,
[02:17.76]Midday past the three- piece suits
[02:20.43]To fruits to no absolutes
[02:22.65]To Absolute- to choice
[02:24.92]To the Village Voice
[02:26.76]To any passing fad
[02:30.35]To being an us-for once-, instead of a them -
[02:36.05]
[02:36.37]ALL
[02:36.82]La vie Boheme
[02:40.60]La vie Boheme
[02:40.81]MAUREEN
[02:45.75]Hey Mister- she's my sister
[02:47.62]
[02:48.20]RESTAURANT MAN
[02:48.84]So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad
[02:51.32]Three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter
[02:53.94]And one pasta with meatless balls
[02:55.54]
[02:57.06]A BOY:Ugh
[02:58.21]COLLINS:It tastes the same
[02:59.54]MIMI:If you close your eyes
[03:01.20]
[03:01.53]RESTAURANT MAN
[03:01.82]And thirteen orders of fries
[03:03.29]Is that it here?
[03:04.58]ALL:Wine and beer!
[03:05.27]
[03:05.61]MIMI & ANGEL
[03:06.22]To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
[03:09.76]To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
[03:13.03]To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
[03:16.79]To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
[03:20.09]
[03:20.40]MAUREEN & COLLINS
[03:20.43]Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
[03:23.83]Creation, vacation
[03:25.95]MARK:Mucho masturbation
[03:27.63]MAUREEN & COLLINS
[03:27.93]Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new
[03:30.86]COLLINS//To Sontag
[03:31.84]ANGEL//Sondheim
[03:32.79]FOUR PEOPLE:To anything taboo
[03:34.39]COLLINS & ROGER
[03:34.59]Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage
[03:38.12]COLLINS:Lenny Bruce
[03:40.13]ROGER:Langston Hughes
[03:41.57]MAUREEN:To the stage
[03:42.44]PERSON #1:To Uta
[03:43.40]PERSON #2:To Buddha
[03:44.39]PERSON #3:Pablo Neruda, too
[03:45.81]
[03:46.58]MARK & MIMI
[03:48.94]Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
[03:52.49]To blow off Auntie Em
[03:54.38]
[03:54.80]ALL
[03:55.38]La vie Boheme
[03:57.67]
[03:58.40]MR. GREY
[04:02.33]Sisters?
[04:02.63]
[04:03.16]MAUREEN
[04:03.99]We're close
[04:04.71]
[04:07.62]ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY
[04:08.22]Brothers!
[04:08.86]
[04:09.54]MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS
[04:09.98]Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens,
[04:13.20]Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman
[04:17.09]German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
[04:19.34]Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
[04:21.58]Carmina Burana
[04:23.95]To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
[04:27.48]ALL
[04:27.75]Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC,
[04:31.68]To no shame - never playing the Fame Game
[04:35.23]
[04:36.07]COLLINS
[04:36.74]To marijuana
[04:37.85]ALL
[04:38.05]To sodomy,
[04:39.10]It's between God and me
[04:42.12]To S & M
[04:43.97]BENNY:Waiter...Waiter...
[04:44.97]ALL:La vie Boheme (BENNY:Waiter)
[04:48.75]COLLINS
[04:49.01]In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromtu salon
[04:51.97]will commence immediately following dinner
[04:54.09]Maureen Johnson, just back from her spectacular one-night engagement
[04:57.72]at the eleventh street lot,
[04:58.75]will sing Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocoder,
[05:02.51]while accompanying herself on the electric cello-
[05:05.03]which she aint never studied.
[05:06.04]ROGER
[05:06.28]And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary
[05:08.50]about his inability
[05:09.79]to hold an erection on high holy days.
[05:12.04]MARK
[05:12.77]And Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap,
[05:15.66]will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance
[05:18.18]to the sounds of iced tea being stirred...
[05:20.38]And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song
[05:24.27](Roger picks up a guiter and plays)
[05:28.21]MARK
[05:28.41]That doesn't remind us of 'Musetta's Waltz'
[05:30.66]COLLINS
[05:31.37]Angel Dumott Schunard
[05:32.64]will model the latest fall fashions from Paris
[05:34.63]while accompanying herself on the 10-gallon plastic pickle tub.
[05:37.92]ANGEL
[05:38.47]And Collins will recount his exploits as an Anarchist-
[05:41.13]Including the tale of his successful reprogramming
[05:43.71]of the MIT virtual reality equipment to self-
[05:46.63]destruct as it broadcasts the words:
[05:49.47]ALL
[05:49.49]"Actual reality -- Act Up -- Fight AIDS"
[05:52.41]MIMI
[05:54.41]Excuse me did I do something wrong?
[05:57.70]I get invited then ignored all night long
[06:00.93]ROGER
[06:01.29]I've been trying I'm not lying
[06:03.71]No one's perfect I've got baggage
[06:06.98]MIMI
[06:07.26]Life's too short, babe, time is flying
[06:10.55]I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine
[06:14.79]ROGER
[06:15.24]I should tell, you-
[06:16.29]MIMI
[06:16.54]I've got baggage too
[06:17.76]ROGER
[06:18.07]I should tell you
[06:18.56]BOTH
[06:19.13]Baggage - (ALL:wine And beer!)
[06:24.45]MIMI
[06:25.74]AZT break
[06:30.05]ROGER
[06:30.53]You?
[06:32.46]MIMI
[06:34.18]Me , You?
[06:37.51]ROGER
[06:38.65]Mimi