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[00:00.00]Relationships can seem like an eternity.
[00:02.87]You asshole!
[00:04.07]What were you doing with my sister in that hot tub!
[00:07.64]Relieve the pressure.
[00:09.92]Chill that bitch out with ICE.
[00:12.44]A diamond lasts forever,
[00:14.57]but your relationship might not.
[00:16.64]A diamond is love.
[00:18.49]Rock hard, and frozen in time.
[00:21.41]Luckily, most women are shallow, and materialistic.
[00:25.33]Oh a diamond? So you DO love me!
[00:28.83]Nothing says I love you like a lump of carbon,
[00:31.96]mined by wage-slaves in Angola.
[00:34.46]I don't even know what I was mad at you about.
[00:36.70]Do you want a blow job?
[00:38.03]Passion, it CAN be purchased,
[00:40.31]and it CAN be overpriced.
[00:42.40]ICE, available and very expensive, at DeKoch Diamonds.