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[00:00.00]This weekend on Weazel!
[00:03.38]Will you look at the size of
[00:04.81]that thing ladies and gentlemen!
[00:06.14]There's the real world, and then there's ours!
[00:11.06]Kill him! Take him! We want blood!
[00:13.95]My god! Thunderbeast is out of the ring,
[00:17.47]and he's stabbed Dr. Diabalo
[00:19.42]with his sea crawl-serpent!
[00:21.27]That's a triple roundhouse
[00:22.82]hail-jussive-grabble smash!
[00:24.99]You don't see THAT very often!
[00:27.15]You're a woman! Shoot his face!
[00:29.06]There are gods, and there is man.
[00:31.61]And one must fight for
[00:33.03]the Intergalactic Wrestling Title this weekend!
[00:35.55]You can't run, Hammerfist!
[00:37.24]When I stick your head between my legs
[00:38.99]and pile-drive you up and down repeatedly,
[00:41.13]then you'll know what kind of man I am!
[00:44.26]It's entirely believable sports action!
[00:46.50]Grown men fighting in leotards
[00:48.24]with their bare hands and thighs!
[00:50.51]This is manly! Not homoerotic!
[00:53.34]See as Thunderbeast fights the
[00:55.07]primordial force of Brontosaurus Rex,
[00:57.45]the wrestling caveman that
[00:58.83]drags his woman around the ring by her hair!
[01:01.69]The wrestling match that
[01:02.39]the world has been waiting for!
[01:04.58]And watch the group wrestling match that
[01:06.54]has some saying we gone too far!
[01:09.06]Six men! One ring! No way out but down!
[01:12.68]Watch the epic battle and
[01:14.39]wonder at all human culture!
[01:16.48]Sunday night on Weazel TV!