Sometimes I'm right
Sometimes I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll string along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Sometimes I'm down
Sometimes I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He loves me so
That sunny honey of mine
He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
Oh, but look at that soul
I tell you, the whole
Is a whole lot greater than
The sum of his parts
And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there
Taking the blame
He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny, sunny, honey
Hubby of mine ……
【I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated her

or somethin'...you know what I mean...violated?

【I know what you mean...】
【...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been.

It's a good thing I came home from work on time,
I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!】
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
【Name of deceased... Fred Casely.】
【Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar? My wife knows him!

He sold us our furniture!He gave us 10% off.】
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
【She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!】
【You mean he was dead when you got home?】
【She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin, and she's tellin'me'

that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and
I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.
"Help me, Amos", she said, "It's my god dammed hour."

Now, he shot off his trap
I can't stand that sap
Look at him go
Rattin' on me
With just one more brain
What a half-wit he'd be
If they string me up
I'll know who
Brought the twine
That scummy, crummy
Dummy hubby of mine!