[00:17.00]If someone stood up in a crowd
[00:20.00]And raised his voice up way out loud
[00:23.00]And waved his arm and shook his leg
[00:26.00]You'd notice him
[00:29.00]If someone in a movie show
[00:31.00]Yelled, "Fired in the second row"
[00:34.00]"This whole place is a powder keg"
[00:37.00]You'd notice him
[00:41.00]And even without clucking like a hen
[00:45.00]Everyone gets noticed now and then
[00:49.00]Unless, of course that personage should be
[00:55.00]Invisible, inconsequential me
[01:06.00]Cellophane, Mister Cellophane
[01:12.00]Should have been my name
[01:15.00]Mister Cellophane
[01:18.00]'Cause you can look right through me
[01:21.00]Walk right by me and never know I'm there
[01:28.00]I tell ya, Cellophane, Mister Cellophane
[01:35.00]Should have been my name, Mister Cellophane
[01:41.00]'Cause you can look right through me walk right by me
[01:47.00]And never know I'm there
[01:59.00]Suppose you was a little cat
[02:01.00]Residin' in a person's flat
[02:03.00]Who fed you fish and scratched your ears?
[02:07.00]You'd notice him
[02:09.00]Suppose you was a woman wed
[02:11.00]And sleepin' in a double bed
[02:13.00]Beside one man for seven years
[02:17.00]You'd notice him
[02:20.00]A human being's made of more than air
[02:24.00]With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there
[02:28.00]Unless that human bein' next to you
[02:34.00]Is unimpressive, undistinguished
[02:39.00]You know who
[02:52.00]Should have been my name, Mister Cellophane
[02:57.00]'Cause you can look right through me
[03:01.00]Walk right by me and never know I'm there
[03:07.00]I tell ya, Cellophane, Mister Cellophane
[03:14.00]Should have been my name
[03:18.00]Mister Cellophane
[03:20.00]'Cause you can look right through me
[03:23.00]Walk right by me and never know I'm there
[03:32.00]Never even know I'm there