[ar: Soundtrack]
[ti: My Girlfriend (Who Lives in Canada)]
[al: Avenue Q]
[length: 01:18]
[00:01.99]Ohhhh...
[00:04.15]I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
[00:05.89]My girlfriend who lives in Canada.
[00:08.05]She couldn't be sweeter
[00:09.22]I wish you could meet her,
[00:10.44]My girlfriend who lives in Canada!
[00:13.72]Her name is Alberta
[00:14.94]She live in Vancouver
[00:15.83]She cooks like my mother
[00:16.95]And sucks like a Hoover.
[00:18.26]I e-mail her every single day
[00:21.26]Just to make sure that everything's okay.
[00:23.51]It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!
[00:28.25]Last week she was here, but she had the flu.
[00:32.66]Too bad
[00:34.63]'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you
[00:36.97]It's so sad
[00:38.89]There wasn't a thing that she could do
[00:40.96]But stay in bed with her legs up over her head!
[00:45.64]Oh!
[00:47.38]I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
[00:48.46]But you can't because she is in Canada.
[00:50.10]I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
[00:52.20]So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
[00:55.95]I mean Vancouver!
[00:57.20]Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-
[00:59.36]She's my girlfriend!
[01:01.09]My wonderful girlfriend!
[01:03.20]Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!
[01:08.87]And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!