[00:01.40]ANYA:
[00:02.66]This is the man that I plan to entangle
[00:05.76]Isn't he fine?
[00:09.71]My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
[00:13.05]Vengeance was mine!
[00:16.59]But I'm out of the biz
[00:19.92]The name I made, I'll trade for his
[00:23.61]The only trouble is - -
[00:27.49]I'll never tell.
[00:30.57]XANDER:
[00:31.68]She is the one
[00:33.09]She's such wonderful fun
[00:34.72]Such passion and grace
[00:38.60]Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -
[00:41.58]Embrace! Tight embrace!
[00:45.00]I'll never let her go
[00:48.51]The love we've known can only grow
[00:51.72]There's just one thing that - -
[00:54.69]No. I'll never tell.
[00:56.92]ANYA AND XANDER:
[00:59.00]Cause there's nothing to tell.
[01:03.55]ANYA:
[01:06.70]He snores
[01:07.17]XANDER:
[01:07.65]She wheezes
[01:08.26]ANYA:
[01:08.70]Say "housework" and he freezes
[01:10.18]XANDER:
[01:10.56]She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
[01:13.38]ANYA:
[01:13.80]I talk; he breezes
[01:15.19]XANDER:
[01:15.64]She doesn't know what "please" is
[01:17.18]ANYA:
[01:17.60]His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
[01:20.61]ANYA AND XANDER:
[01:20.80]The vibe gets kind of scary
[01:26.85]XANDER:
[01:27.38]Like, she thinks I'm ordinary
[01:28.95]ANYA:
[01:29.22]Like, it's all just temporary
[01:30.67]XANDER:
[01:31.00]Like, her toes are kind of hairy
[01:32.90]ANYA AND XANDER:
[01:33.13]But it's all very well
[01:35.00]Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!
[01:40.12]ANYA:
[01:40.40]When things get rough, he
[01:41.92]Just hides behind his Buffy!
[01:43.66]Now look, he's getting huffy
[01:45.45]Cause he knows that I know.
[01:46.89]XANDER:
[01:47.44]She clings
[01:48.19]She's needy
[01:49.05]She's also really greedy
[01:50.79]She nev - -
[01:51.38]ANYA:
[01:51.80]His eyes are beady!
[01:53.51]XANDER:
[01:53.74]This is my verse, hello?
[01:54.44]She - -
[01:55.01]ANYA (Spoken):
[01:56.01]Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
[02:24.67]ANYA AND XANDER:
[02:25.03]You know
[02:26.88]XANDER:
[02:27.38]You're quite the charmer
[02:28.72]ANYA
[02:29.10]My knight in armor
[02:30.81]XANDER:
[02:31.40]You're the cutest of the Scoobies
[02:32.13]With your lips as red as rubies
[02:33.59]And your firm, yet supple - -
[02:34.88]Tight embrace!
[02:38.21]ANYA:
[02:51.15]He's swell
[02:51.68]XANDER:
[02:52.06]She's sweller
[02:52.79]ANYA:
[02:53.16]He'll always be my feller
[02:54.47]XANDER:
[02:54.96]That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
[02:58.64]ANYA:
[02:59.05]I've read this tale
[03:00.40]There's wedding, then betrayal
[03:02.40]And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
[03:05.30]ANYA AND XANDER:
[03:05.76]I lied
[03:08.31]I said it's easy
[03:12.11]I've tried
[03:15.45]But there's these fears I can't quell
[03:19.42]XANDER:
[03:19.86]Is she looking for a pot of gold
[03:22.74]ANYA:
[03:23.01]Will I look good when I've gotten old?
[03:26.20]XANDER:
[03:26.56]Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
[03:29.35]ANYA:
[03:29.65]Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?
[03:32.77]XANDER:
[03:32.99]Am I crazy?
[03:33.34]ANYA:
[03:33.61]Am I dreamin'?
[03:33.86]XANDER:
[03:34.56]Am I marrying a demon?
[03:35.52]ANYA AND XANDER:
[03:35.90]We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
[03:38.85]So, thank God, I'll never tell!
[03:39.30]I swear, that I'll never tell
[03:46.66]XANDER:
[03:46.93]My lips are sealed
[03:48.41]ANYA:
[03:48.85]I take the Fifth
[03:51.96]XANDER:
[03:52.42]Nothing to see
[03:53.56]Move it along
[03:54.35]ANYA AND XANDER:
[03:55.45]I'll never
[03:57.01]Tell!