[00:30.110][Stan Marsh]
[00:31.130]There's a bunch of birds in the sky,
[00:36.460]And some deers just went running by!
[00:42.760]Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown!
[00:50.260]Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
[01:02.550]The sun is shining and the grass is green,
[01:05.120]Under the three feet of snow, I mean.
[01:07.560]This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown!
[01:11.000]All the happy people stop to say hello!
[01:13.150]Get out of my way!
[01:14.470]Even though the temperature's low,
[01:16.390]It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town!
[01:21.630]Sharon Marsh: Well, good morning, Stan!
[01:23.180]Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
[01:24.810]Sharon: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating!
[01:27.320]Stan: But this is gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
[01:30.400]Sharon: All right, all right, here you go, but be back for supper!
[01:33.410]Stan: Thanks Mom!
[01:34.930]Oh, what a picture-perfect child!
[01:36.990]Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild.
[01:39.170]He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown!
[01:42.890]What an angel, with a heart so sweet and sure, and a mind so open and pure.
[01:48.280]Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
[01:53.430]Stan Marsh: Hi, is your son home?
[01:54.280]Mrs. McCormick: I think so… Hey!
[01:56.230]Stan: Ow.
[01:58.020]Mrs. McCormick: Kenny, wake up! Kenny, damnit, come on!
[02:03.270]Kenny: I'm coming!
[02:04.600]Stan: Kenny! The Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
[02:07.450]Kenny: Yeah, dude! Hell yes I wanna come!
[02:10.180]Ms. McCormick: Where do you think you're going?
[02:11.510]Kenny: To the Terrance and Phillip movie.
[02:12.710]Ms. McCormick: You can't! You have to go to church!
[02:14.450]Kenny: But Mom, I wanna see this movie!
[02:16.680]Ms. McCormick: Well, fine. Go ahead and miss church. And then, when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
[02:22.080]Kenny: ...Okay!...
[02:23.220][Stan Marsh]
[02:23.630]You can see your breath hanging in the air.
[02:26.030]You see homeless people, but you just don't care.
[02:27.990]It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
[02:31.720][Kenny McCormick]
[02:32.030]Don't you know? It's like a perfect winter day!
[02:34.740]And that I'm glad I can say!
[02:36.240][Stan Marsh]
[02:36.490]That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white-bread, redneck mountain town!
[02:42.760]]Kyle Broflovski: Ok Ike, let’s try this one more time.
[02:44.900]Ike Broflovski: Doo-ferm-uh-ner?（......）
[02:46.150]Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
[02:47.640]Ike: Don't kick the baby.
[02:49.360]Kyle: Kick the baby.
[02:50.080]Stan: Kyle! We're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie!
[02:53.920]Kyle: Oh my God, dude!
[02:56.190]Sheila Broflovski: Kyle, what's going on?kyle，
[02:57.820]Kyle: Nothing! We’re going skating now.
[02:59.120]Sheila: Oh. Well, take your little brother out with you.
[03:01.120]Kyle: Aw, ma! He's not even my real brother. He's adopted!
[03:03.870]Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle!
[03:05.200]Kyle: Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
[03:06.350][Sheila Broflovski]
[03:09.010]Look at those frail and fragile boys,
[03:11.300]It really gets me down.
[03:12.960]The world is such a rotten place,
[03:15.500]And city life's a complete disgrace!
[03:18.340]That’s why I moved to this redneck, meshuggeneh, quiet mountain town!
[03:30.160]Eric Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the door!
[03:35.150]Eric: Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!，
[03:38.320]Liane Cartman: Coming, hon.
[03:39.570]Eric: Ey! I can't see the TV!
[03:40.690]News Reporter: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[03:46.540]Liane: Oh, look, Eric! It's your little friends.
[03:48.720]Ike: Fireman!
[03:49.740]Eric: What are you guys doing here?
[03:51.930]]Eric: Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!
[03:53.850][Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
[03:54.340]Off to the movies we shall go,
[03:57.670]Where we learn everything that we know,
[04:00.070]'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!
[04:04.080]And this movie's gonna make our lives complete,
[04:06.740]'Cause Terrance & Phillip are sweet!
[04:08.660][Eric Cartman]
[04:09.230]Super sweet!
[04:10.010][Stan Marsh,Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
[04:10.360]Thank God we live in a quiet, little, redneck, podunk, white-trash,
[04:14.950][Kenny McCormick]
[04:15.300]Kick-Ass!
[04:15.750][Stan Marsh,Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman]
[04:16.370]USA!U..S..A...
[04:20.470]Stan: Can I have five tickets to "Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire", please?
[04:25.050]Clerk: No!
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