I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night, people shouting "Howdy, Neighbor"
Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vagina
So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine