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[00:18.65]You know, Kathie Lee..
[00:20.62]you are a very special woman.
[00:24.20]I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way..
[00:28.02]Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way..
[00:31.72]No, I mean special,
[00:34.98]like the song of the hummingbird..
[00:37.57]As it gets ready to find a female hummingburd..
[00:40.99]And make sweet love to it, all night long.
[00:46.18]Just 2 hummingbirds,
[00:48.95]moaning and groaning..
[00:52.11]Lettin' their bodies caress,
[00:53.97]and touch each other in ecstasy.
[00:57.85]Slowly the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird..
[01:03.57]And eases his way into her golden valley.
[01:08.20]Gliding Gently, in and out..
[01:13.33]in and out..
[01:15.79]ooh, in and out..
[01:18.97]2 hummingbirds doin' it doggy style all night long..
[01:23.22]Until finally,
[01:24.64]the male hummingbird screams with passion..
[01:28.05]and lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest..
[01:31.03]Yeah.. and it makes me wanna..
[01:35.93]It makes me wanna sing this special song for you,
[01:40.89]Yeah baby.. yeah mama
[01:45.26]Oh Kathie Lee,
[01:47.84]your such a special woman to me!
[01:50.61]How I'd love to lay ya down..
[01:53.68]And lick every inch of your bodaay with my tongue!
[01:58.26]Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy..
[02:02.70]How 'bout you and me,
[02:04.87]get it together and make sweet love!
[02:08.90]Cos, nobody can take your place,
[02:11.90]no way they could match your face
[02:15.11]You've got it goin' on in a way so clear,
[02:19.17]I just wanna buy you a beer
[02:22.00]I thought maybe tonight at 7:30 or something I could come by and uh..
[02:25.98]pick you up in my caaaaarrr..
[02:29.46]No Substitute, No Substitute for you,
[02:32.21]No Substitute! No baby there's..
[02:35.25]No Substitute, for you girl,
[02:37.15]No Substitute for you now!
[02:39.68]I know you love my body so much
[02:42.10]It's something you can't have but touch, oww!
[02:45.46]I might let you if you promise to be gentle..
[02:48.59]hmm, now i'm gettin' all sentimental..
[02:50.46]Maybe tonight after pick you up in my car,
[02:52.31]we could bog down over by the gas station
[02:54.59]and go for 2 weeks and 1 night in the back seat and..
[02:56.15]Drop you off at hooome..
[02:59.21]No Substitute, No Substitute for you,
[03:02.29]No Substitute! No baby there's..
[03:04.80]No Substitute, come on lemme sing..
[03:06.75]No Substitute for you now!
[03:09.74]Now you remember our 2 hummingbirds?
[03:12.06]Well, after their night of Passion..
[03:14.78]The male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat..
[03:16.95]All he could think about was that one incredible night..
[03:20.27]when feathers wee flying all over the nest,
[03:22.94]and beaks were where they shouldn't be..
[03:25.82]So he puts his beak lips together and whistles a song..
[03:29.04]Calling that femaly hummingbird back for another night of fire..
[03:33.46]Just like i'm calling for you baby..
[03:35.84]Hey, get yo' ass over her for some good lovin'!
[03:39.72]There's only one word that can describe you..
[03:42.65]Your a flippety-floppity-hotcha-mamma-hoo-hoo!
[03:45.56]You've got everything i've ever wanted..
[03:48.44]..my metaphors have all been exhausted!
[03:51.55]So what's say you and I forget about singing this song
[03:53.87]And act like a couple of hummingbirds ourselves
[03:55.94]and get down to some businessss..
[03:59.11]No Substitute, No Substitute for you,
[04:01.94]No-no-no-no Substitute! No baby there's..
[04:04.91]No Substitute, for you girl..
[04:07.01]No Substitute for you
[04:08.47]No-no-no-no-no-Substitute.. for you girl..
[04:11.06]Ladies and Gentlemen, the fabulous.. Chef-ettes!
[04:14.58]No-no-no-no-sub-sti-tute-for-you baby
[04:19.67]no-no-no-no-no-no, for you girl.. No Substitute..
[04:24.67]No Substitute, No substitute for you..
[04:29.94]Kathie Leeeee!