Tonight is right for love, you know I Wanna touch you where the lights don't go Tonight is right for love Expressing love so sweet, I'll keep you burning like a dog in heat Tonight is right for love We had a love that was so magical With Meredith Baxter-Birney burning, burning in my soul I'm not talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney today, no I'm talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney that was on Family Ties two years ago After the love comes a darkness in hell A demon inside you like a bottomless well Nothing is safe and everything is a lie Love doesn't last, no matter how hard you try Burnin', burnin', through your brain Unthinkable pain... Meat But when you finally realize that it's all in vein Meat Loaf Splinters of wood, they can be forced through your eyes Meat Loaf!!! Cheese graters of steel being rubbed in your thighs Your skin is comin' off and you railin' in salt! Meat!!! Hey Meat! Meat Loaf!!! What? Where are you goin' son? Oh... gosh... Come back to us, we're over here OK, Oh, sorry Chef, man. Sorry. It's alright son, but this song is about Meredith Baxter-Birney, not about splinters of wood in your eyes, you need to calm down man. You're right Here, have a taco Taco, great, I need a taco (Meat Loaf) You're messing up my business with Meredith Baxter-Birney. OK? Yeah, great Tonight is right for love The rain is fallen and Jay Leno is on Let's turn down the lights, turn up the volume And go crazy I'll touch your body and soul And change the channels with remote control 'Cause tonight is right for love with Meredith Baxter-Birney