[00:00.12]Damien: Everybody hates me!
[00:01.32]Mr. Mackey: why do you suppose that is?
[00:02.91]Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!
[00:04.81]Mr. Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?
[00:10.84]Some Kid: Dude this is pretty fucked up right here!
[00:14.96]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[00:23.99]Kyle: You bastards!
[00:25.71]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[00:27.66]Mr. Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
[00:29.36]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[00:31.23]Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ahh)
[00:32.62]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
[00:36.86]Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
[00:43.43]I'm gonna make love to you woman,
[00:48.36]Barbrady: Well you ain't Veiona Apple,
[00:49.89]and if you ain't Veiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
[00:51.70]Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
[00:55.39]Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!
[00:57.06]Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
[00:58.99]Damien: Dumb asses!
[00:59.92]Stan: Ow!
[01:00.43]Cartman: God damn it!
[01:00.79]Stan: Dude!
[01:01.30]Kyle: Huuh Sick
[01:02.14]Mr. Hankey: Ahhhhh
[01:03.82]Cartman: You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
[01:07.86]Kyle: What the hell would you know you fat sweaty mongaloid?!?
[01:10.70]Cartman: Don't call me fat buttfucker!
[01:18.68]Kyle: You're such a fat fuck Cartman, that when you walk down the street people say,
[01:22.55]God damnit that kid's a big fat fuck!!!
[01:23.36]Cartman: Hey!
[01:24.96]Mr. Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
[01:25.74]Cartman: He is a very distrubed little boy.
[01:27.99]Ms. Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?
[01:28.75]Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!
[01:29.64]Ms. Cartman: You can have a ensy wensy bit can't you?
[01:33.43]Cartman: Well?
[01:34.09]Ms. Cartman: Just a wensy ensy woo-woo?
[01:34.70]Cartman: Okay!
[01:35.02]Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts
[01:35.54]Cartman: God Damnit!
[01:36.30]Ms. Cartman: Just a wensy ensy woo-woo?
[01:37.19]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[01:40.00]Kyle: You bastards!
[01:40.62]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[01:41.58]Mr. Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
[01:43.08]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[01:45.03]Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ahh)
[01:46.41]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
[01:50.45]Mr. Garrison: Dumb ass, what a retard!
[01:52.14]Stan: Fatso!
[01:53.03]Cartman: Hey.
[01:53.51]Stan: Dude.
[01:53.99]Mr. Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!
[01:55.37]Barbrady: Fruitcake!
[01:55.86]Cartman: Bitch.
[01:56.30]Wendy T: No, I'm not acting like a freak!
[01:57.65]Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish
[02:02.64]sticking out of my butt, and than there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
[02:05.73]then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
[02:12.02]Stan: What the hell are you talking about!
[02:13.79]Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
[02:16.63]Wendy: Barf is gross!
[02:17.69]Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!
[02:19.06]Pip: Lunchy munchys umm!
[02:21.07]Stan: At least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack & Whore magazine!
[02:24.78]Cartman: Don't call me fat buttfucker.
[02:26.74]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[02:28.24]Kyle: You bastards!
[02:30.04]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[02:31.78]Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!
[02:33.46]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[02:35.46]Mr. Hankey: Hiddy Ho!
[02:37.24]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny.
[02:39.10]Holy Shit it's Jesus!
[02:44.64]Cartman: Pigfucker!
[02:57.07]Stan: Dude don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus
[02:57.64]Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace!
[02:59.04]Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black shorts..the king of all that is evil...
[02:59.77]Towns People: Barbera Striesand, Barbera Striesand!
[03:00.71]Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!
[03:01.26]Chef: Barbera Striesand?
[03:01.63]Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand
[03:02.24]Kyle: Kick the baby!
[03:02.65]Ike: Don't kick the baby!
[03:03.03]Leonard Maltin: Leonard Maltin
[03:03.78]Leonard Maltin: Sydney Potier
[03:04.57]Chef: Sydney Potier!?!
[03:05.10]Stan: Oh yeah.
[03:05.38]B.S.: Piss ass little hick!
[03:05.90]Stan: You ugly scank!
[03:06.71]Cartman: Damn your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey!
[03:07.28]Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for
[03:10.22]you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some
[03:16.01]guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!
[03:20.22]Some Kid: This is pretty fucked up right here!
[03:32.22]Cartman: Let us remember the good times, Kenny would have wanted it that way!
[03:32.74]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[03:33.96]Kyle: You bastards!
[03:35.16]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[03:36.83]Kyle: Total weirdo freak!
[03:38.55]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
[03:40.65]Stan: Oh my god!
[03:41.42]Kyle: oh my god
[03:42.45]Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny.
[03:44.26]Dude Kenny is dead!
[03:46.07]Kyle: Ohh!
[03:47.86]Cartman: Ohhoh!
[03:48.26]Ooooooooww
[03:48.51]Well, Kyle's mom a bitch, she a big fat bitch, she the biggest bitch in the whole
[03:51.78]wide world. She's a
[03:52.75]stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch. She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
[03:54.44]Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch and Wednesday through Saturday,
[04:03.30]she's a bitch.
[04:04.08]Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamayamaya beeyoch.
[04:13.33]Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide
[04:16.07]world. She's a
[04:16.58]mean old bitch and has stupid hair. She's a b-b-b-b-b-bitch. B-b-b-b-b-b-cause she's
[04:18.55]a stupid
[04:21.76]bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch. Kyle's mom is a biiiitcha.
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