[00:00.80]Can you turn me up?
[00:01.95]Turn me up full
[00:15.00]I went into a bar just the other night
[00:19.39]Boy, I got into one hell of a fight
[00:23.88]I think I might have broken my jaw
[00:27.62]The very next morning, somebody stole my car
[00:34.21]My wife left home 'bout a week ago
[00:38.15]She stole the kids, and she took all my dough
[00:41.99]She peed on the carpet, and she shot my horse
[00:46.09]Now things are gone from better to bad to worse
[00:52.22]Texas and whiskey
[01:00.00]Whiskey from Texas
[01:08.15]Texas
[01:15.67]Texas whiskey
[01:24.45]Oh, I went to daddy's funeral just the other day
[01:29.15]It's just been three short days since he passed away
[01:33.39]Seems he died from having too much to drink
[01:37.03]That's how his truck ended up in the drink
[01:44.47]Texas and whiskey
[01:52.31]Funerals and Texas
[02:00.38]Whiskey and funerals
[02:08.37]Texas and whiskey
[02:16.61]Funerals
[02:19.91]Texas funerals
[02:23.99]Ah, shit
[02:27.57]I fucked it all up