[00:01.83]JULES:okay so, tell me again about the hash bars?
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[00:04.66]VINCENT:Okay what d'you want to know?
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[00:06.08]JULES:Hash is legal there, right?
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[00:07.45]VINCENT:Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal.
[00:10.88]I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away.
[00:13.07]I mean they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
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[00:16.57]JULES:Those are hash bars?
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[00:18.04]VINCENT:Yeah, it breaks down like this,
[00:19.43]Okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and,
[00:21.96]If you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
[00:25.35]It's legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this,
[00:29.20]Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam,
[00:32.04]It's illegal for them to search you.
[00:34.25]I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
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[00:36.70]JULES:Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm f**kin' goin'.
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[00:40.42]VINCENT:You'll dig it the most.
[00:44.15]But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
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[00:45.55]JULES:What?
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[00:46.25]VINCENT:It's the little differences.
[00:48.02]I mean they got the same shit over there, we got here,
[00:50.51]But it's just there's a little difference.
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[00:52.19]JULES:Examples?
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[00:53.18]VINCENT:Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer.
[00:57.39]And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer.
[01:01.08]And in Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's.
[01:04.22]You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
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[01:08.77]JULES:They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
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[01:10.12]VINCENT:No, man, they got the metric system there,
[01:11.55]They wouldn't know what the f**k a Quarter Pounder is.
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[01:13.85]JULES:What'd they call it?
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[01:14.69]VINCENT:They call it Royale with Cheese.
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[01:17.97]JULES (repeating):Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
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[01:21.87]VINCENT:Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
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[01:24.80]JULES (repeating):Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
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[01:29.45]VINCENT:I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.
[01:32.16]You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
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[01:34.40]JULES:What?
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[01:35.10]VINCENT:Mayonnaise.
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[01:36.23]JULES:Goddamn!
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[01:38.81]VINCENT:I seen 'em do it, man. They f**kin' drown 'em in this shit.
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[01:41.20]JULES:Uuccch!