Ladies and gentlemen
Now the moment you've all been waiting for
The world famous, Jack Rabbit Slim's, twist contest
Let's meet out first contestants here this evening
Young lady, what's your name
Mrs. Mia Wallace
And how about your fella here
Vincent Vega
All right, let's see what you can do
Take it away

It was a teenage wedding,and the old folks wished them well
You could see that pierre did truly love the mademoiselle
And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell
"C'est la vie",say the old folks,it go to show you never can tell
They furnished off an apartment with a two room roebuck sale
The coolerator was crammed with tv dinners and ginger ale
But when pierre found work,the little money comin'worked out well
"C'est la vie",say the old folks,it go to show you never can tell
They had a hi-fi phono,boy,did they let it blast
Seven hundred little records,all rock,and rhythm and jazz
But when the sun went down,the rapid tempo of the music fell
"C'est la vie",say the old folks,it go to show you never can tell
They bought a souped-up jitney,was a cherry red '53
Drove down to new orleans to celebrate the anniversary
It was there where pierre was married to the lovely mademoiselle
"C'est la vie",say the old folks,it go to show you never can tell
They had a teenage wedding,and the old folks wished them well
You could see that pierre did truly love the mademoiselle
And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell
"C'est la vie",say the old folks,it go to show you never can tell