I'm always a flop at a top-notch affair
But I've still got my health, so what do 
I care?My best ring, alas, is a glass solitaire
But I still got my health, so what do 
I care?By fashion and foppery, 
I'm never discussed
Attending the opry, my box would be a bust
I never shall have that 
Park Avenue aire
But I'm in such health, why should 
I care?The hip that 
I shake doesn't make people stare
But I got such health, what do 
I care?The sight of my props never stops a thoroughfare
But I still got my health, so what do 
I care?Your face is your fortune, so some wise men spoke
My face is my fortune, that's why 
I'm totally broke
My ship ain't come in, but 
I grin while 
I bear'Cause 
I got my vitamins
A, B, C, D, 
E, F, G, H
I still have my
Got no diamonds, got no wealth
I got no men, but 
I got my health