[00:17.847]Ed on hip hop phonics, yeah it works for me
[00:20.994]So jump aboard, yeah this train is free
[00:23.281]The conductor - let me toot my whistle
[00:25.856]The instructor of the funky uncle fizzle
[00:28.236]We be dancin on a lake when it ain't froze over
[00:30.581]We be walkin on water while you're sinkin your rover
[00:32.691]If you step any close you'll be eatin' some teeth
[00:35.393]So please step back, I entreat
[00:37.402]I dish deep like deep dish supreme
[00:39.698]Step large walk hard on a two man team (yup!)
[00:42.390]Gangsta lean, I'm kitchen clean
[00:44.412]We gettin' clout like a carnivore gots gout
[00:46.807]So shout out loud
[00:49.252]All you party people bring it when the time is decreed
[00:51.810]Your feet are in need of a one step, two step
[00:54.211]Tcb like bubba ho-tep baby
[00:58.283]Stop drop roll look, tonights the night
[01:16.577]P dot early's on the mic
[01:18.156]I came to get the party hyped
[01:20.037]Dressed to the nines, punchline
[01:22.278]I got more dimes than a fourth grade lunchline
[01:24.707]I'm gonna get mine, mine
[01:26.104]Stake mine, really Chi-town cat gettin cheese like philly
[01:29.513]Order steak at the grilly, I flow chilly
[01:31.692]Put jokes on every rapper, like laffy taffy silly
[01:34.468]Look, I make the groove get down
[01:36.279]I love the way she shake that little ghetto booty girl like (oh!)
[01:39.243]Hold up, touch your knees to your elbows
[01:41.509]She like my kicks, I betcha nike don't sell those
[01:43.971]But I bet you sweat your weave out the velcro
[01:46.391]Let your milk shake, put them fries on the track
[01:48.650]Let me fill your order girl, I'm a big mac
[01:50.918]And yousa chicken nugget head, dip it in my chit chat
[01:54.817]Stop drop roll cast my net off the side of a boat
[02:13.870]I ain't pulled up fish
[02:15.090]I pulled up a microphone and some dope beats
[02:17.577]Unsurpassable feats, surpassed by me fortnightly
[02:21.123]Walk softly, but I carry a big stick
[02:23.689]Nasty, oh it's so fantastic
[02:26.035]Like lincoln, lemme log lemme log
[02:28.003]We the slammer, emcees is pogs
[02:30.557]We be on ya like a boar hog on a corn cob
[02:33.317]Like a dog on a pole, like a rat on a cheeto
[02:35.765]Like a polo popped collar on an alt-bro
[02:37.733]Like skinny jeans wherever hipsters roll (woo!)
[02:40.809]It's day old and bold, so put some bag balm on it
[02:43.602]Cuz I'm told, from pole to pole, from coast to coast
[02:47.144]We smooth as hummus on fancy toast
[02:57.156]They're bringing out the nanny, ladies and gentleman
[03:03.357]Can't stop won't stop. Mega
[03:11.867]They're coming through the door
[03:15.949]They're holding the sceptre, so put away your sword
[03:19.871]Just leave it alone
[03:22.867]Can't stop won't stop
[03:24.235]They're coming home to roost