Ed on hip hop phonics, yeah it works for me
So jump aboard, yeah this train is free
The conductor - let me toot my whistle
The instructor of the funky uncle fizzle
We be dancin on a lake when it ain't froze over
We be walkin on water while you're sinkin your rover
If you step any close you'll be eatin' some teeth
So please step back, I entreat
I dish deep like deep dish supreme
Step large walk hard on a two man team (yup!)
Gangsta lean, I'm kitchen clean
We gettin' clout like a carnivore gots gout
So shout out loud
All you party people bring it when the time is decreed
Your feet are in need of a one step, two step
Tcb like bubba ho-tep baby
Stop drop roll look, tonights the night
P dot early's on the mic
I came to get the party hyped
Dressed to the nines, punchline
I got more dimes than a fourth grade lunchline
I'm gonna get mine, mine
Stake mine, really Chi-town cat gettin cheese like philly
Order steak at the grilly, I flow chilly
Put jokes on every rapper, like laffy taffy silly
Look, I make the groove get down
I love the way she shake that little ghetto booty girl like (oh!)
Hold up, touch your knees to your elbows
She like my kicks, I betcha nike don't sell those
But I bet you sweat your weave out the velcro
Let your milk shake, put them fries on the track
Let me fill your order girl, I'm a big mac
And yousa chicken nugget head, dip it in my chit chat
Stop drop roll cast my net off the side of a boat
I ain't pulled up fish
I pulled up a microphone and some dope beats
Unsurpassable feats, surpassed by me fortnightly
Walk softly, but I carry a big stick
Nasty, oh it's so fantastic
Like lincoln, lemme log lemme log
We the slammer, emcees is pogs
We be on ya like a boar hog on a corn cob
Like a dog on a pole, like a rat on a cheeto
Like a polo popped collar on an alt-bro
Like skinny jeans wherever hipsters roll (woo!)
It's day old and bold, so put some bag balm on it
Cuz I'm told, from pole to pole, from coast to coast
We smooth as hummus on fancy toast
They're bringing out the nanny, ladies and gentleman
Can't stop won't stop. Mega
They're coming through the door
They're holding the sceptre, so put away your sword
Just leave it alone
Can't stop won't stop
They're coming home to roost