Monday morning Merle
 Don't worry ’bout the girl he used to love
 Tuesday's throwback Springsteen
 "Devils & Dust"
 Wednesday spins the Beatles
 Thursday is the Eagles
 "Take it Easy" 'til that Friday rocks his world
 After Saturday on Jackson Browne
 He’s Sunday morning coming down
 Then he's right back to missing that girl
 Turns up "Misery and Gin"
 Here we are again
 At Monday morning Merle
 Monday morning Merle
 Lets that old broken heart get back to work
 He hides all the holes and the hurt
 Under the dirt on his shirt
 And the only way that he can get
 Through the days and the regret
 Is a song full of truth with some words he never said
 With those whiskey remedies
 And those old-school melodies you can't forget
 That's why on Wednesday spins the Beatles
 Thursday is the Eagles
 "Take it Easy" 'til that Friday rocks his world
 After Saturday on Jackson Browne
 He's Sunday morning coming down
 And he's right back to missing that girl
 Turns up "Misery and Gin"
 Here we are again
 Monday morning Merle
 Wednesday spins the Beatles
 Thursday is the Eagles
 "Take it Easy" 'til that Friday rocks his world
 After Saturday on Jackson Browne
 He’s Sunday morning coming down
 And he’s right back to missing that girl
 Turns up "Misery and Gin"
 Here we are again
 At Monday morning Merle
 That's just the way I am
 Sing me back home again
 To Monday morning Merle
 Monday morning Merle