We like to chat about the dresses we will wear tonight We chew the fat about our tresses and our neighbor's fights Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know Become essential things that women find so apropos But that's a dame, we're all the same it's just a game We call it girl talk, girl talk We all meow about the ups and down of all our friends The who the how the why we dish the dirt it never ends The weaker sex the speaker sex you mortal males behold But though we joke we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold It's all been planned so take my hand Please understand the sweetest girl talk talks of you It's all been planned so take my hand Please understand the sweetest girl talk talks of you