[00:12.53]An old man turned ny-eight
[00:17.18]He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:24.06]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:27.38]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:32.88]And isn't it ironic   dontcha think
[00:37.45]It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:43.82]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:48.69]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[00:54.94]Who would've thought   it figures
[01:00.94]Mr  Play It Safe was afraid to fly
[01:05.81]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
[01:11.46]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
[01:17.08]And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:20.70]"Well isn't this nice   "
[01:22.70]And isn't it ironic   dontcha think
[01:27.63]It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:33.88]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:40.18]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:45.83]Who would've thought   it figures
[01:51.19]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[01:55.25]When you think everything's okay
[01:56.69]And everything's going right
[02:02.48]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[02:06.16]You think everything's gone wrong
[02:08.11]And everything blows up
[02:09.16]In your face
[02:19.96]A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:23.84]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
[02:30.03]It's like ten thousand spoons
[02:32.65]When all you need is a knife
[02:35.71]It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:38.52]And then meeting his beautiful husband
[02:44.07]And isn't it ironic   dontcha think
[02:46.95]A little too ironic   and yeah I really do think
[02:53.20]It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:59.70]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:05.89]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:15.86]Who would've thought   it figures