[00:11.000]An old man turned ninety-eight
[00:16.000]He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:21.400]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:30.700]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:36.600]Isn't it ironic...don't you think
[00:41.900]It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:48.500]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:54.500]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:00.500]Who would've thought...it figures
[01:06.500]Mr.Play it safe was afraid to fly
[01:11.100]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goos-bye
[01:17.700]He waited his whole demn life to take that flight
[01:23.700]And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:26.700]"Well isn't this nice..."
[01:31.700]And isn't it ironic...don't you think
[01:34.600]It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:41.600]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:46.600]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:52.600]Who would've thought...it figures
[01:58.600]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[02:02.600]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
[02:09.600]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[02:14.500]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
[02:17.500]In your face
[02:22.500]A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:26.500]A no-smoking sigh on your cigarette break
[02:32.500]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:38.500]It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:41.500]And then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:45.500]And isn't it ironic...don't you think
[02:50.500]A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
[02:55.500]It's like rain on your wedding day
[03:01.500]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:07.500]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:13.500]Who would've thought...it figures
[03:23.500]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[03:30.500]Life has a funny,funny way of helping you out
[03:37.500]Helping you out
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