Well you should see Polythene Pam
 She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
 Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
 Yes you should see Polythene Pam
 See Polythene Pam
 Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
 She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
 Well it's a litttle absurd, but she's a nice class of bird
 Yes you could say she was attractively built
 Say she was attractively built
 See Polythene Pam
 So good-looking but she looks like a man
 Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
 Yes you should see Polythene Pam
 See Polythene Pam
 Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
 She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
 She's the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World
 Yes you could say she was attractively built
 Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
 She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
 Well it's a litttle obsurd but she's a nice class of bird