Not guilty For getting in your way While you're trying to steal the day. Not guilty And I'm not here for the rest, I'm not trying to steal your vest. I am not trying to be smart, I only want what I can get. I'm really sorry for your ageing head. But like you heard me said: Not guilty. No use handing me a writ While I'm trying to do my bit. I don't expect to take your heart. I only want what I can get. I'm really sorry that you're underfed. But like you heard me said: Not guilty. Not guilty For looking like a freak, Making friends with every Sikh. Not guilty For leading you astray On the road to Mandalay. I won't upset the apple cart. I only want what I can get. I'm really sorry that you've been misled. But like you heard me said: Not guilty.