[00:00.00]The Prune Song -Frank Crumit /The Andrews Sisters
[00:20.655]La-la-la-la
[00:23.65]La-la-la-la
[00:25.575]Nowadays we often gaze
[00:27.735]On women over fifty
[00:30.305]Without the slightest trace
[00:32.505]Of wrinkles on their face
[00:35.154]Doctors go and take their dough
[00:37.394]To make them young and nifty
[00:39.894]But Doctors I defy
[00:41.962]To tell me just why
[00:44.542]No matter how young a prune may be
[00:47.231]It's always full of wrinkles
[00:49.681]We may get them on our face
[00:52.120]Prunes get 'em every place
[00:54.610]Prohibition worries us
[00:56.700]But prunes don't sit and brood
[00:59.70]For no matter how young a prune may be
[01:01.680]It's always getting stewed
[01:09.230]In the kingdom of the fruits
[01:11.819]The prune is snubbed by others
[01:14.258]And they are not allowed
[01:16.668]To mingle with the crowd
[01:19.148]Though they're never on display
[01:21.437]With all their highbrow brothers
[01:24.07]They never seem to mind
[01:26.206]To this fact they're resigned
[01:28.616]That no matter how young a prune may be
[01:31.476]It's always full of wrinkles
[01:34.06]Beauty treatments always fail
[01:36.446]They've tried all to no avail
[01:39.25]Other fruits are envious
[01:41.325]Because they know real well
[01:43.534]That no matter how young a prune may be
[01:46.14]Hot water makes 'em swell
[01:53.783]Baby prunes look like their dad
[01:56.43]But not wrinkled quite as bad
[02:08.432]Every day in every way
[02:10.752]The world is getting better
[02:13.322]We've even learned to fly
[02:15.471]As days go passing by
[02:17.950]But how about the poor old prune
[02:20.499]His life is only wetter
[02:22.929]No wonder he can't win
[02:25.439]In the awful stew he's in
[02:27.819]No matter how young a prune may be
[02:30.529]He's always full of wrinkles
[02:33.119]We may get them on our face
[02:35.679]Prunes get 'em every place
[02:38.178]Nothing ever worries them
[02:40.47]Their life's an open book
[02:42.656]But no matter how young a prune may be
[02:45.455]It has a worried look
[02:58.112]Prunes act very kind they say
[03:00.292]When sickly people moan
[03:02.822]But no matter how young a prune may be
[03:05.332]It has a heart of stone