[offset:0] [00:01.10]Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes [00:16.12]I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long [00:20.67] [00:22.61]Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song [00:27.60] [00:29.35]So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed [00:34.71] [00:36.34]And in the personals column, there was this letter I read [00:41.61] [00:43.23]"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain [00:48.88] [00:50.43]If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain [00:55.23] [00:57.11]If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape [01:02.93] [01:04.12]I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape" [01:10.94] [01:24.81]I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean [01:30.59] [01:31.66]But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine [01:38.04] [01:38.78]So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad [01:43.67] [01:45.41]And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad [01:50.73] [01:52.28]"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain [01:57.83] [01:59.44]I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne [02:04.15] [02:06.20]I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape [02:11.90] [02:13.29]At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape" [02:18.79] [02:33.99]So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place [02:39.64] [02:40.76]I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face [02:46.44] [02:47.64]It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you" [02:53.07] [02:54.63]And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew" [03:00.68] [03:01.49]"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain [03:07.25] [03:08.62]And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne [03:14.18] [03:15.43]If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape [03:21.00] [03:22.43]You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape" [03:28.09] [03:42.96]"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain [03:48.42] [03:50.10]And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne [03:55.53] [03:57.04]If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape [04:02.46] [04:03.81]You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape" [04:08.79] [04:10.48]"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain [04:16.00] [04:17.40]...