[00:00.13]You go girls
[00:02.24]We are the muses...
[00:04.22]goddesses of the arts
[00:06.02]and proclaimers of heroes.
[00:08.24]Heroes like Hercules.
[00:09.66]Honey, you mean " Hunk-ules."
[00:12.55]Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him--
[00:14.45]Our story actually begins...
[00:17.42]long before Hercules...
[00:19.13]many eons ago.
[00:23.63]Back when the world was new
[00:26.49]The planet Earth was down on its luck
[00:29.48]And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
[00:35.66]It was a nasty place
[00:38.77]There was a mess wherever ya stepped
[00:41.83]Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
[00:43.87]and volcanoes never slept
[00:47.51]And then along came Zeus
[00:49.90]He hurled his thunderbolt - He zapped
[00:51.62]Locked those suckers in a vault - They're trapped
[00:54.85]And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
[00:57.75]And that's the gospel truth
[01:00.17]The guy was too " Type A " to just relax
[01:06.08]And that's the world's first dish - Yeah, baby.
[01:09.15]Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
[01:12.22]Though, honey it may seem impossible
[01:14.87]That's the gospel truth
[01:18.32]On Mount Olympus life was neat
[01:20.86]And smooth as sweet vermouth
[01:22.33]Although, honey it may seem impossible
[01:26.84]That's the gospel truth
[01:37.74]Oh,yeah,yeah
[01:42.98]Ah, ah
[01:44.19]Hey, hey, hey