[ti:上海]
[ar:寿君超]
[00:10.673]搿两天听朋友讲,勒嗨网浪向,有搿人讲叫上海人上海闲话覅讲,
[00:16.259]伊讲,啥人讲,瞎讲,倷勒嗨做梦,凭啥上海人上海闲话勿好讲
[00:21.338]倷搿种做法就叫烧香赶出和尚.有本事倷叫和尚覅剔光头覅烧香
[00:26.923]和尚肯定客客气气认认真真帮倷讲,施主，侬好好叫
[00:32.02]朋友侬帮帮忙
[00:33.526]倷覅拉到啥就讲,搿正宗就叫拉讲
[00:36.573]中国介许多地方为啥就记牢上海勿放
[00:39.619]难道就因为上海比较灵光
[00:41.142]上海比较漂亮
[00:42.158]所以上海随便啥事体倷侪看勒勿爽
[00:45.205]上海对随便嚡里种人全部开放
[00:47.746]也欢迎所有搿人侪来到搿块地方
[00:50.791]但是倷要记牢搿是上海人搿家乡
[00:53.838]倷想改变上海文化,倷想啊勿要想
[00:56.377]上海闲话要讲
[00:57.391]上海人灵光
[00:58.408]呒没闲话比上海闲话还呒没闲话讲
[01:00.947]上海闲话要讲
[01:02.470]上海人灵光
[01:02.978]要是倷勿欢喜可以离开搿地方
[01:05.517]我阿勿晓得为啥人家对阿拉上海人介许多意见
[01:09.580]讲上海男搿么小气女搿么嗲的来戳气
[01:12.626]但是老多人还以寻到上海老公老婆当福气
[01:16.181]难道阿拉呒没看到真实搿一面,是为了妒忌
[01:21.259]伊拉侪以为上海人有米,搿是伊拉呒没看见
[01:25.830]阿拉一人拎了只空麻袋,但是寻勿着地方背米
[01:29.384]上海搿房子上海人赚个钞票根本买不起
[01:32.947]所以覅再讲外地人上海人会的看勿起
[01:35.996]其实阿拉从来呒没觉着自家有啥了勿起
[01:39.548]但是要是因为阿拉是上海人让倷勿适意
[01:42.598]搿么对勿起,阿拉养出来个辰光就勒嗨搿块土地
[01:47.184]再好搿地方随便啥地方阿拉阿勿去
[01:50.230]叫阿拉侪开国语根本呒没商量搿余地
[01:53.783]倷为啥就勿好来学阿拉搿语言
[02:02.415]因为搿是上海,这是阿拉搿屋里
[02:06.985]普通话:
[02:25.775]房子越造越高,到处都在挖地道
[02:28.313]上海的经济的腾飞的速度正在吓死人的彪
[02:31.360]如果有钞票,千万不要买股票
[02:33.900]小心被套捞,还不如去开销
[02:35.930]娱乐场所多到爆.PUB 里面随便泡
[02:38.469]喜欢名牌的话可以去恒龙里瞧一瞧
[02:41.522]只要你卡刷不爆你一定哈哈哈笑
[02:47.108]上海帅哥美女不少,好车娱乐不少,美食文化不少,
[02:51.675]外来人口不少
[02:52.692]所以希望大家都为了这座城市好,
[02:55.739]地铁里瓜子壳橘子皮别再乱抛
[02:58.278]我为这做城市骄傲
[02:59.801]为我是上海人而自豪
[03:01.833]我们会微笑着听任何人说它不好
[03:04.372]大家心里知道,所以不重要
[03:06.911]顺便提下,立波有腔调