作词 : Philip Powell
作曲 : Philip Powell
How on earth did you end up being all three
when I played that game that’s called snog, avoid, marry?
I kiss the badge of Palace
I’d kiss Winona R
I can’t believe I snogged you
I’d sooner do my dead grandma

You were all three
Snog, avoid, marry
You were all three
Snog, avoid, marry

I hide from all discomfort
Keep my ears shut to Pink Floyd
Anytime I see you
It’s avoid, avoid, avoid
I hide as soon as see you
I now wear a disguise
I hear your buzz from miles away cos shit attracts the flies

You were all three
Snog, avoid, marry
You were all three
Snog, avoid, marry

Given a chance would you have?
Given a chance would you want?
Given a chance you should run

Given a chance would you have?
Given a chance would you want?
Given a chance you should run

I’d marry Ellie from Wolf Alice
I’d marry Keira K
You really shouldn’t have been the one
I should’ve run away
I can’t believe we married
It was such an awful day
The registrar threw her guts up
She quit the job next day

You were all three
Snog, avoid, marry
You were all three
Snog, avoid, marry

Given a chance would you have?
Given a chance would you want?
Given a chance you should run

Given a chance would you have?
Given a chance would you want?
Given a chance you should run.