[04:12.94][00:07.23]Album:Alapalooza [04:06.84][00:01.73]Weird Al Yankovic-Talk Soup [00:10.57][00:00.84] [00:10.69]I dated Siamese twins [00:12.55]I slept with Bigfoot, too [00:14.53]Get me on Sally Jesse [00:16.91]Put me on Donahue [00:19.01]'Cause I wanna tell the world about it [00:22.86]Right Now [00:24.39] [00:27.75]My dog's a narcoleptic [00:30.43]My mom's a circus freak [00:32.56]I gotta get a spot on [00:34.69]Geraldo's show this week [00:37.19]'Cause I wanna tell the world about it [00:40.62]Right Now [00:42.20] [00:46.53]I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict [00:50.67]Stripper born without a chin [00:54.49]And I'm only comfortable talking about it [00:58.90]When the whole wide world is listening in [01:02.18] [01:03.62]Talk Soup... Talk Soup [01:12.00]Listen to me, (listen to me) [01:21.36] [01:22.47]My wife ran off with Elvis [01:24.37]My boss shaved off my hair [01:26.44]I've got a thing for poodles [01:28.67]And rubber underwear [01:30.92]And I wanna tell the world about it [01:34.55]Right Now [01:36.54] [01:39.90]I had a close encounter [01:42.15]I never chew my food [01:44.35]I got eleven nose jobs [01:46.60]I yodel in the nude [01:48.89]And I wanna tell the world about it [01:52.71]Right Now [01:54.48] [01:57.90]I'm just a cross-dressin' alcoholic neo-Nazi [02:02.50]Porno star, as you may have guessed [02:06.49]And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better [02:10.79]If you let me get this thing off my chest [02:14.01] [02:15.51]Talk Soup... Talk Soup [02:24.05]Listen to me, (listen to me) [02:29.95] [02:34.43]I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac [02:38.28]Albino go-go dancer, you see [02:42.21]Nothin' so bad that I can't share it [02:45.00]With a billion friends on national TV, whoa... [02:50.65] [02:51.79]I have no genitalia [02:54.14]I sold my kids for cheese [02:56.24]I love my blow up doll, so [02:58.35]Bring out those cameras, please [03:00.75]'Cause I gotta tell the world about it [03:04.47]Right Now [03:06.34] [03:45.18][03:27.45][03:09.48]Talk Soup... Talk Soup [03:53.93][03:35.94][03:17.95]Listen to me, (listen to me) [04:05.16][03:43.28][03:25.49]