Well I don't know why I came here tonight
 I got the feeling that something ain't right
 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
 And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
 Clowns to the left of me
 Jokers to the right here I am
 Stuck in the middle with you.
 Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
 And I'm wondering what it is I should do
 It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
 Losing control yeah I'm all over the place
 Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right
 Here I am stuck in the middle with you
 Well you started out with nothing
 And you're proud that you're a self made man
 And your friends they all come crawlin
 Slap you on the back and say
 Please...
 Please...
 Well I don't know why I came here tonight
 I got the feeling that something ain't right
 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
 And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
 Clowns to the left of me
 Jokers to the right here I am
 Stuck in the middle with you
 Well you started out with nothing
 And you're proud that you're a self made man
 And your friends they all come crawlin
 Slap you on the back and say
 Please...
 Please...
 Well I don't know why I came here tonight
 I got the feeling that something ain't right
 I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
 And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
 Clowns to the left of me
 Jokers to the right here I am
 Stuck in the middle with you
 Sing it now
 Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
 Oh yeah
 Here I am, stuck in the middle with you