Call tonight, I'm gonna try to see her tonight
Even though I'm gonna look like a fool
Because I'm gonna drink
'til the reasons it seems like a bad idea
I'll crawl off and then disappear into a cave
With all my bad ideas like love
I'll wear a tie to formalize what I'm gonna do
I'll put it on the line and one day dreams will come true
But even I know enough to know that it won't happen this time or next
These are the wonders of the opposite sex
Cause they're complex and that's the reason why I can't stay home
Wake up with a flag on my face for you
And I'll become a personal disgrace for you
Cause I want you
Asleep by a fountain covered by sick
I'm on the ground 'cause thrashin' around it's easy to see
But this display is caused to show what you mean to me
But now they're driving me away
They're putting me in a harmless mini cab
And they're calling my best friend's dad
But that's not bad because one day you'll remember me…