Last to know, party's over and we won't go
No one to laugh at our jokes anymore
There's the door, don't forget your hat
The stores are all closed, I couldn't buy a break anyway
Saint Jude, he couldn't save you or me, I suppose
More miles than money, look at our lives and it's so funny
More miles than money, we fall in love and it's never funny
We're the last, very last to know
Last to know, we play the jokers in this minstrel show
'Cause no one cares in this showbiz crowd anymore
Got another cigarette, I'm not quite through with this story yet
There's nothing here that we should fear, I suppose
More miles than money, look at our lives and it's so funny
More miles than money, we fall in love and it's never funny
We're the last, very last to know
More miles than money, look at our lives and it's so funny
More miles than money, we fall in love and it's never funny
We're the last, very last to know
From the cradle to the grave, all the memories never saved
There's nothing here that we should fear so I'm told
As the night slips away and we stumble towards another day
There's nothing more that we can say, I suppose
More miles than money, look at out lives and it's so funny
More miles than money, we fall in love and it's never funny
We're the last, very last to know
Yes, we're the last, very last to know
We're the last, the very last, the last to know