Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh - Phantom Of The Opera

Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Time I tried to get a better better half!
Poor fool, he doesn't know!
If he knew, the fool, he never would have gone!
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?
He's here: the Phantom of the Opera ...
It's him! I know it, it's him!

Your part is silent ... little toad!
A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad!

Serafimo! Away with this pretense!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my ... croak!
Poor fool, he makes me laugh! Croak! Croak!
Behold! She is singing to bring down the chandelier!
Ladies and gentlemen,

the performance will continue in ten minutes time,
when the role of the Countess will be sung
by Miss Christine Daae.
Ladies and gentlemen, In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen,
we shall be giving you the ballet
from Act Three of tonight's opera.
Maestro, the ballet, NOW!


Ladies and gentlemen, please!
Remain in your seats! Do not panic!
It was an accident, simply an accident!