作词 : Moorer, Primm
Mister bartender I'm speaking the truth 
When I tell you my mouth is bone dry 
I'd love four fingers of your hundred proof 
But I've run smack dab into hard times 
Wasted my fortune on having a ball 
Hit the bottle like a calf at a cow 
What I'm gonna ask you takes a whole lotta gall 
Do me a favor and gimme one on the house 
One on the house 
Can't say I'm proud of this life of mine 
But begging is brand new to me 
I cross my heart I'll buy you one next time 
As soon as I'm back on my feet 
Mister bartender you won't be the first 
To hear what I say and have doubts 
You can question my honesty but not my thirst 
Do me a favor and gimme one on the house 
One on the house 
Gimme one on the house 
One on the house 
I'm just a poor soul who wants to get soused 
Gimme one the house