作词 : Rigby
 Jeanie is my new husband's exwife
 It looks like she's gonna be
 a part of my life
 'Cause there's a couple of kids
 and twenty some years they share
 So I guess Jeanie isn't going anywhere
 I even tried to hate her
 like I thought I should
 But since we met
 she's been nothing but good
 And the trouble with Jeanie
 is she's alright
 And the trouble with Jeanie
 is she's so nice
 Could somebody explain to me
 this modern life?
 How can I pick up
 where she never left off?
 We're like a club of twin
 who've seen him with his clothes off
 And there's nowhere to hide,
 because it's all out in the light
 Can I help if I'm a little bit uptight?
 I must admit I don't know
 how I'm supposed to act
 She's hugging me
 instead of stabbing my back
 And the trouble with Jeanie
 is she's alright
 And the trouble with Jeanie
 is she's so nice
 Could somebody explain to me
 this modern life?
 The trouble with Jeanie is
 The trouble with Jeanie is
 I've heard of divorces
 where bitterness forces
 Extreme mortal combat
 and I wouldn't want that
 But I hadn't planned on
 something quite so hands on
 Instead of a blessing,
 it seems to be messing with my mind
 And the trouble with Jeanie
 is she's alright
 And the trouble with Jeanie
 is she's so nice
 And the trouble with Jeanie
 is I'm uptight
 Could somebody explain to me
 this modern life?
 The trouble with Jeanie is
 The trouble with Jeanie is