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[ar:Alanis Morissette]
[al:Alanis Unplugged]
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[00:12.73]An old man turned ny-eight
[00:17.38]He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:23.13]
[00:24.26]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:27.58]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:33.08]And isn't it ironic   dontcha think
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[00:37.65]It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:44.02]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:48.89]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[00:55.14]Who would've thought   it figures
[01:01.14]Mr  Play It Safe was afraid to fly
[01:06.01]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
[01:11.66]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
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[01:17.28]And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:20.90]"Well isn't this nice   "
[01:22.20]
[01:22.90]And isn't it ironic   dontcha think
[01:26.77]
[01:27.83]It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:34.08]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:40.38]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:46.03]Who would've thought   it figures
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[01:51.39]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[01:55.45]When you think everything's okay
[01:56.89]And everything's going right
[02:02.68]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[02:06.36]You think everything's gone wrong
[02:08.31]And everything blows up
[02:09.36]In your face
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[02:20.16]A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:24.04]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
[02:30.23]It's like ten thousand spoons
[02:32.85]When all you need is a knife
[02:35.91]It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:38.72]And then meeting his beautiful husband
[02:44.27]And isn't it ironic   dontcha think
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[02:47.15]A little too ironic   and yeah I really do think
[02:53.40]It's like rain on your wedding day
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[02:59.90]It's a free ride when you've already paid
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[03:06.09]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
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[03:16.06]Who would've thought   it figures
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