Thank God She’s Not Pretty She's well read Her parents gave her the best She never ask for nothing She got it all instead Now I see she's got her Eyes on you Feels like there's nothing I can do She's perfect for you In every way Drinks her beer with the boys And watches the game She's clever, she's funny And she's here to stay Well, thank god she's not pretty Is all I can say She's got style And she's got grace She holds herself like a lady Not a stitch out of place The way she laughs at every Word you say Is really gettin' in my way She's perfect for you What can I say Shares a joke with the guys Ha ha, she tries She's clever, she's funny And she's here to stay Thank god she's not pretty Is all I can say I know is wrong for me to say But you and I were friends at first It always starts that way She's perfect for you In every way Drinks her beer with the boys And watches the game She's clever, she's funny And she's here to stay Well thank god she's not pretty Is all I can say Is all I can say Is all I can say All I can say