i heard them through the bathroom tiles
 huffing and puffing and sighing
 they were making all the sounds of love
 but maybe one of them was lying
 
 the shock soon turns to laughter
 the laughter into lust
 i undid my belt and buttons
 to do what lonely boys must
 
 if i ask you why we never touch
 you shrug it off and say "who knows?"
 but it fills our home with hatred
 just toss a coin and we'll decide who goes
 
 cos no-one should be lonely
 inside such a tiny space
 i wish i could wipe you out
 your cryptic laugh
 your hands in your new face
 
 we used to make the same sounds too
 but we used to be so much louder
 a perfect duet for me and you
 sung with feeling, so much prouder
 
 but now all we sing between dead air
 is "**** you" and "who were you with today"
 i don't think either of us care
 it just gives us something else to say