作词 : Alex Turner
  Under constant correction
 A fraud, a fraud
 Someone's perception, trying not to bore
 Im a cold-hearted kidder
 Applaud, applaud
 If you're the highest bidder, I'm yours
 
 You figure out pathetic sets
 We're not sure of the etiquette
 We think out pathetic sets
 We're not sure of the etiquette
 
 And if you found this, it's probably too late
 Clinically cynical, hereditary hate
 If you found this, it's probably too late
 Approaching the pinnacle and running out of mates
 
 If we concentrate on being off the cuff
 Not sure we're ready but probably rough
 Frightened that honesty isn't enough
 And it's nothing on the early stuff