作曲 : Marriott, Windle Don't talk to me about money Don't talk to be about fame Don't tell be about your lyrics 'Cause your songs are all the same Theres 11 on the guest list probably more by far Photographers and magazines and stacks of A&R Like i said about the guest list Don't forget abot the birds They dont need names and tickets For the ones in denim skirts You highlight for the weekend Unless your on the team Brand new tops and bottoms drop No knickers underneath But theres one thing that you'll never understand Oh theres one thing that you gotta understand Man i hate your band Well we're going down to london We're gonna sign a deal We know a guy in camdom Who says that we're unreal And while we are in london We'll stop and see the queen You known we'll all have knighthoods by the time were 23 Well your coming home nobody The same as when you went You didnt get your deal on and Your moneys all been spent Ii could of told you long ago But you'd never understand No bollocks to be hero'd Man I cant stand your band Theres one thing that you'll never understand Oh theres one thing that you gotta understand Man i hate your band Ii've seen your band I hate your band I've seen your band I hate your band I've seen your band I hate your band I've seen your band I hate your band I hate your band