[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.00]My Whole Family...（）-Bo Burnham
[00:43.170]Everytime I go to dinner
[00:45.370]It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
[00:47.639]I'll sit down at the breakfast table
[00:49.829]I can talk they're not able
[00:52.309]When I look at them I find
[00:54.579]There's a single question on their mind
[00:58.388]I wish it could go back to the way it was
[01:01.328]It's not easy now because
[01:05.298]My whole family thinks I'm gay
[01:07.388]I guess it's always been that way
[01:09.698]Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk
[01:12.478]Mabay them think I like boys
[01:18.417]That I like boys
[01:23.716]The goddamn question just won't go away
[01:26.126]And I get asked it every single day
[01:28.436]But the way they ask is not a disguise
[01:30.656]Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys
[01:33.375]That's funny
[01:34.635]This is the worst baby this was my fear
[01:36.585]Now their opinions are crystal-clear because
[01:41.105]My whole family now is shocked
[01:43.45]I'm in the closet and the door is locked
[01:45.365]Now my glory days are gone
[01:47.815]I was John Elway now I'm Elton John
[01:50.355]My whole family now suspects
[01:52.515]That watching Spongebob had side-effects
[01:55.575]I'm not gay and that's what I said
[01:57.735]If I'm gay hey God strike me dead
[02:12.405]Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow
[02:14.255]Or my favorite color is the rainbow
[02:25.494]I don't mean to yell but I fear I must
[02:28.174]Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust
[02:30.964]Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay motherf**ker
[02:41.493]You all probably think I'm gay
[02:43.832]Man this song is counterproductive
[02:48.712]La la la la la
[02:51.162]Because my whole family thinks I'm gay
[02:54.162]What do they know anyway
[02:56.462]You gotta look right through the haze
[02:58.752]Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase
[03:01.222]My whole family thinks I'm queer
[03:03.492]That is all I ever hear
[03:06.372]But I've been as straight as a ramp
[03:08.722]If you don't count Bible camp