作曲 : Bo Burnham
My Whole Family...（）-Bo Burnham
Everytime I go to dinner
It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk they're not able
When I look at them I find
There's a single question on their mind
I wish it could go back to the way it was
It's not easy now because
My whole family thinks I'm gay
I guess it's always been that way
Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk
Mabay them think I like boys
That I like boys
The goddamn question just won't go away
And I get asked it every single day
But the way they ask is not a disguise
Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys
That's funny
This is the worst baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal-clear because
My whole family now is shocked
I'm in the closet and the door is locked
Now my glory days are gone
I was John Elway now I'm Elton John
My whole family now suspects
That watching Spongebob had side-effects
I'm not gay and that's what I said
If I'm gay hey God strike me dead
Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow
Or my favorite color is the rainbow
I don't mean to yell but I fear I must
Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust
Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay motherf**ker
You all probably think I'm gay
Man this song is counterproductive
La la la la la
Because my whole family thinks I'm gay
What do they know anyway
You gotta look right through the haze
Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase
My whole family thinks I'm queer
That is all I ever hear
But I've been as straight as a ramp
If you don't count Bible camp