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[00:13.659] Here he is, our little bundle of joy
[00:16.746] We did it, honey, it's a baby boy
[00:22.161] We'll love him and raise him till he finally leaves us
[00:25.092] What should we name him?
[00:27.476] How about Adolf?
[00:30.745] Little Adolf
[00:36.106] He's growin' up like little boys do
[00:39.093] He's grown a mustache and he's only two
[00:44.345] He's a pyrotechnic and he loves to play with knives
[00:47.363] And our little buddy gives the weirdest high fives
[00:52.563] Little Adolf
[00:55.635] Little Adolf
[00:58.289] Little Adolf
[01:01.474] Little Adolf
[01:05.637] He's a dictator-tot
[01:09.185] Dictator-tot
[01:15.451] He gets a little bit angry, but he's smart as hell
[01:18.641] And who taught him how to speak German so well?
[01:23.780] He doesn't like milk, soda hurts his head
[01:26.747] I tried to give him juice this is what he said:
[01:31.817] I hate Jews
[01:32.687] Okay, Hitler, please drink your juice. I'm tired I want to go to bed
[01:36.118] Just you know what? Get the Jews out of here, out of this house, out of this country, now
[01:39.593] Hitler, get the ju-
[01:40.497] What do you want me to do with-?
[01:41.504] Put the Jews in camps and separate them
[01:43.540] Separate juice?
[01:44.801] Hitler, what do you want me to do?
[01:45.737] Like separate them by flavor
[01:47.111] By, like, concentration?
[01:48.525] Concentration... ooh
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[01:53.137] Little Adolf
[01:57.208] He's a dictator-tot
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